LifeT!lt Calorie Chart

Calorie charts are a category on the internet, much like pornography. They are poured on us in tons of different variations, but the truly good ones are very hard to find. There is an astonishing number of incorrect or completely unrealistic charts, so here is a comprehensive list that has been approved by the European and International Dietetic Associations, the European Public Health Association, the European Food Information Council, meaning everyone and their mother has approved this crap. So, we can fundamentally trust this, although ever since Churchill, we know that we can only trust the statistics we ourselves have falsified. The portions are given for 100 g, 1 dl, or 1 piece, in an understandably distributed manner.