Angels of the Tilt
LifeTilt itself is life, and the butt-sculpting project is about living life to the fullest and putting the most important thing for a man at the center, which could be nothing other than women and the presentation of their sexuality. Butt-sculpting is one of the best things that could have happened to this blog, and I must admit honestly, I never thought that after the first season of Slim3, there would be another project that I would love at least as much as I loved Adri and the others back then, or Petra at the beginning of the Tilt story. I won't go into detail about the events and background stories of the multi-participant transformations running on LifeTilt, but suffice it to say that a lot happened, and friendships were forged beyond just weight loss. In the first season, Adri and Vivien found each other, while in the second, Bogi and Móni are rewriting the history books of Budapest nightlife every weekend, regularly knocking themselves out with a Mai Thai and a bottle of Kalinka in hand. From the very first moment, the butt-sculpting girls found common ground, and barely a week after starting their joint workouts, fulfilling my most beautiful lesbian dreams, they were already sleeping at each other's places and have been hanging out ever since.
This is when you see what it's like when I don't create programs for a damn company, but exclusively for LifeTilt. Atmosphere, people, real connections. The butt-sculpting program isn't about money like Slim3 2, and that shows in this program. It's damn free, and the whole thing is like a freshman camp, only here, of course, there are no big assholes. Incidentally, I was a bit apprehensive about this project, because as we know, where several women are cooped up in one place for a longer period, blood will eventually flow, but if we put good-looking women together, then hell is almost certainly going to break loose and senseless slut-shaming will begin. Then, of course, it occurred to me that this form of behavior is exclusively characteristic of dark proles. The display of female sexuality is not dependent on education, of course, but in its presentation, incredible differences can be observed, and this is where it diverges whether something becomes tasteless, cheap porn, or a sculpted presentation of female figures. You can say anything about the butt-sculpting girls except that they would be for sale at X-It. The field is made up of a university professor, an accountant, a college student, and a university student. These are the girls who show everything for which a man gives thanks to God for being born a man. These girls bring out and show in themselves that factor which is present in every woman, only in some girls, hypocrisy, prudery, or sexual neglect has reached such proportions that they forget their era, which could be the basis for the screenplays of the best and most successful porn films, not knowing morality as such between 10 PM and 6 AM.
Women and morality. Hah, that's damn funny, really. Just writing it down is ridiculous. The problem is that at 28, it's hard to make me believe anything, no matter how women want to present themselves to me. Talking about morality and a sense of justice in comments by girls who cheated on their boyfriends with me for months, isn't that pretty strong? Or take this girl, for example, who three years ago single-handedly sniffed up Colombia's entire European cocaine export and slept with pretty much everyone who came within two meters of her. And now, this same girl is playing the role of a hardworking and reliable fiancée, preparing for her wedding, despising every woman whose knees show from under her skirt. It's huge to see these things with the naked eye, but I even believe that she truly believes herself to be a serious, dignified woman, because women have this quality that they can make entire decades disappear in their minds, and deny it anywhere, in front of anyone, with the utmost composure and without expression. So I would just tell all the women who are marching with torches against the girls here and are really worried about their spiritual salvation, that it surely looks great on Facebook, playing the role of a virtuous, pure-hearted woman with a carefully chosen profile picture, but I would like to see a few Saturday nights out between the ages of 17 and 25.
As for the guys… I'm ashamed and consider it one of my biggest failures that I write a blog read by so many soft-dicked little faggots. I know your type, you are the nobodies who call girls 'ladies' in clubs because even after the fiftieth face-plant, you still truly believe that women like to be respected. They like it, of course, but not at the first meeting, goddammit. You're all assholes. Treat women as objects and they will respect you. Respect women, and they will see a slipper-wearing wimp in you. Seriously, you're all whores, you just drink beer and wear boxers instead of thongs.
As for the negative commenters about the girls. I had planned a very long tirade of swearing here, but instead, I would rather ask a question. Why don't you all just go to hell?
Now that I've written all the important things, here's a brief introduction to the 4 girls.
Ági
We have a shared history, and the story goes back to 2005. Back then, different winds were blowing in Budapest, because there was an island that was a kind of pilgrimage site for many of us, and which everyone who was part of it at the time remembers fondly. Initially, it was a meeting place for mobsters and other underworld figures, later known as Dream Island, or Vizoviczky Land, which has now become a gathering place for 15-year-old little whores who lost their virginity 4 years ago and homosexuals dressed as SP. Bed, Dokk, Studo, Privé, Bed Beach, from before 2007, when welders from Ózd and Battonya weren't coming up to Budapest, putting on jackets over their tank tops and presenting themselves fiercely, having just crawled out of their one-room apartment a few hours ago. So I met Ági on Hajógyári Island, who is now a bride, and she sent me this photo at the last minute.
Dóri
Brazilian assets paired with a Norwegian exterior, topped off with a very powerful sexual charisma. Dóri is the only girl in the butt-sculpting program who ultimately got in through casting. There were many promising applicants, over 200 applications came in, but Dóri's butt stood out from the crowd in the first rounds. According to her own admission, fewer women have better technique than her, which information was sufficient for me to finally include her in this program.
Csenge
University professor, and the most sensitive member of the group. She overthinks everything, constantly gets stressed, and makes problems out of unnecessary nonsense, which is to say, she effortlessly embodies typical female traits. Csenge is sensual, like a romantic film, but without the bad acting. For Csenge, left and right mean 'watch hand' and 'non-watch hand.' I could flip out about this, but I've been around women on a daily basis for almost a year now, so I think I've reached the point where these things don't really stand out anymore. She really wanted to get in, and she puts in the most effort for success. It really upset her that her picture received the fewest likes, so please activate yourselves next time, because she really works damn hard at her workouts for her successful program.
Bianca
One of the applicants for the beauty queen category that ultimately didn't start in Slim3 2. Back then, girls came in for auditions every 10 minutes, but only Bia stayed with me for hours. I wasn't aware of it then, but she had an effect on me, something no woman had really achieved in me in the past few years. We got together before the butt-sculpting program, and somehow everything was damn good, but then, as we've come to expect, life intervened, and an overseas job opportunity ended our story. I'm sorry something ended, but the film continues to roll, and who knows… Maybe life will write us back into the series someday. Bianca is continuing the program abroad; I wrote a workout plan for her, and we'll see the rest in the pictures in 20 days.
And in closing, I would just say to all guys: start writing a lifestyle blog, help girls lose weight, and advertise such programs. It will be a lot of work and will involve even more sacrifices, but believe me, it's worth it, and you'll enjoy every single minute of it. Many people don't understand LifeTilt, but how could they, since most of them are only here because of the media and the before-and-after pictures. The old-timers know what I'm talking about, the new ones have no idea what I'm talking about, but one day the new ones will also become old-timers, and then perhaps these few lines will make sense to you too.
I will not publish the girls' program. And maybe I will, but I don't think so, or yes but rather not…
