Live broadcast from London... Go Hungarians!!!
Good evening from the live broadcast from the venue, meaning in front of the TV
01:39 Paul McCartney doesn't age, it's incredible. Hey Jude is playing, and I think it's time to end the broadcast. What else can I say but kisses to all Hungarians who represent us in London for the next 17 days. Whatever happens, we are damn proud of you and we are with you. Good night everyone
01:37 It has begun... fireworks are all over London. I thought I'd mention it before August 20th, that these fireworks are not the crap we usually have here
01:33 I don't know what's happening. 8 teenagers are running around. Now 9 torches have been lit, the excitement is huge, nobody knows anything, let's see...
01:27 At the "we reject doping on behalf of all competitors" part, I almost fell off my chair
01:26 The flag is up too, if all goes well, now comes the flame on a speedboat with David Beckham. Every 4 years I wait for the torch to go out, but I'm afraid it won't
01:21 Muhammad Ali, my God...
01:18 The girl from the 20 pound note opened the Olympics with 1 sentence. That's how it should be, no frills, no unnecessary phrases
01:17 Jacques Rogge couldn't learn to speak English properly in 12 years. Which is quite an achievement as a Belgian doing international work where it's impossible to avoid English
01:13 Speaking of big sporting events. The next RunTilt will be on August 14th
01:09 These meaningless speeches always remind me of school opening ceremonies. I never paid attention, but I don't think I was alone in that. If they read the same thing every year, nobody would notice the difference.
01:00 The parade is over. Soon the flame will be lit, I'm curious what they came up with, but the Barcelona flame lighting is impossible to surpass, it was the greatest and always will be
00:55 How strange that this gold-colored dress looks good on the British, but I couldn't imagine it on the French.
00:52 The Vietnamese embassy is on our street. What's worth knowing about them is that they bought a ping-pong table and play it day and night, but making inhuman noises. I'm going to check what odds bwin gives them
00:48 The USA could just occupy England with such a large delegation. Where could Obama be at a time like this? What could he be doing?
00:42 One more picture of us. If I could start over, I wouldn't stop competitive sports for any money. It was the worst decision of my life to stop competitive training at 14
00:38 I love the Spanish
00:35 Finally. I've been looking for a picture of us, of the Hungarians marching in, for 20 minutes
00:33 Saudi Arabia's team has a female competitor. This is as surprising as logical thinking in women
00:30 Saint Kitts and Nevis. Is this seriously a country, because I thought it was a messed-up name for a TV series. And now Sao Tome and Principe. This is crazy
00:28 Well, Nauru is here too, fewer people live in Nauru than read Subba in a day, but thank God they don't comment such obscenities. They are also fans of a disgustingly flatulent sport, weightlifting, their first notable Olympic placement, Marcus Stephen, who finished 11th, immediately became president, so all ten thousand inhabitants of the country can eagerly watch the broadcast. There are a few "sports" whose existence I don't understand. Such as weightlifting, NASCAR, and baseball, among others.
00:22 Holland always reminds me of weed brownies, Colombia of cocaine, England of shitty girls, and Gyurcsány of a massive dickhead, but I guess that's just the way things are.
00:19 I missed Jamaica. This really hurts now. I wanted to see Bolt's silly face before he gets beaten up in the 100 meters
00:15 Too much oil revenue + unbearable climate = a completely uninteresting sports nation. This is Libya. Only one thing was interesting about it, and that was killed in a roadside manner, and now they don't even have terrorists. It's like taking away good women from Hungarians. The essence of the country has been lost
00:13 Damn the Japanese, they screwed up my accumulator yesterday
00:10 Did you see how hot the Kuwaiti girl looked? I have to check what event she's competing in
00:05 Israel has arrived. I could write such good things now, but in the end, I'd be branded an anti-Semite. Anyway, a few thousand people in the Emirates just got pissed off
00:03 India has 1,300 million people and 83 athletes qualified for the Olympics. We are just under 10 million and there are 157 of us. Either we are really good, or they are doing something very wrong in India.
00:02 Aaaaaand we're here, hello kids, what's up, hello, we're with you. Petya Biros is carrying the flag. If we win 8 golds, I win a bet, just saying
23:59 Now I have to ask... who is this guy next to Gundel Takács?
23:55 A few more years, and if this continues, there will be no white people among the French. I'm not kidding, if they had marched in under a Senegalese flag, no one would have noticed the difference.
23:54 Finland is as boring a country as a parliamentary broadcast on a Tuesday evening. For years I've been unable to comment on anything about them.
23:51 Does Ecuador really owe everything to this one event?
23:48 The Czechs marched in uniformly in rubber boots. I don't understand why, but if that's the case, then the Greeks could come in without pants, or waving an empty cash register.
23:44 I'm counting, it'll be about twenty minutes until it's our turn
23:41 Marching into an Olympic opening ceremony to the Pet Shop Boys must be a special experience
23:38 Cambodia just came in. Don't cannibals live there?
23:35 The entrance music is damn good. Whoever knows the song title, let me know
23:31 Barbados is not represented by a female competitor. The Barbadian nights in the Olympic village promise to be interesting. A few days ago, I read that 130,000 condoms were distributed among the athletes, because sex is the best stress reliever, which the representatives of the nations fully take advantage of.
23:28 Gundel Takács's voice is capable of creating such an atmosphere at any time as if I were watching "Games Without Frontiers". My God, how I miss it.
23:27 What is Austria doing here? The Winter Olympics are two years away
23:26 Is it just me or do most countries starting with A seem small and insignificant, so much so that I don't even believe they know what cold water is. Aruba :))) damn it, I didn't even know there was such a country
23:20 Every year I look forward to North Korea's entrance the most, and this time is no different. I'm just curious how they manage to cram them back into Pyongyang. If I were in charge of seating, I'd definitely put them next to their southern brethren.
23:17 At every Olympic opening ceremony, there's a few-minute block that nobody understands how it made it in. This current blonde singer's writhing is like that, reminding me of the most vulgar musicals.
23:14 They just showed Juan Antonio Samaranch, who was the IOC president for 20 years. How much bribe money that bastard must have pocketed, but since Athens, it's no longer him, but I think that Belgian prick, who pockets sums that put budget deficits to shame
23:12 Yes, local time it's only 22:12, but the teams are nowhere to be seen, even though no matter how I calculate it, the opening ceremony will last at least another 3 hours. One thing is certain. The sport shooters are really screwed if they are here because they start at 9:15, just like the archers, judokas and table tennis players. The badminton players also start in the morning, but I don't feel sorry for them because anyone who is such a little faggot to play badminton competitively, especially if they are male, deserves their fate.
