Live from the Lifetilt shop
On January 3rd, from 10 AM to 8 PM, there will be a full day of live streaming from the LifeTILT Shop, and alongside it, 10 hours of Ask.fm. Minute-by-minute entries, continuously updated content, behind-the-scenes stories, and current events. It's going to be incredibly exciting.
So, if you have a question or need advice about anything, ask me in person at the LifeTILT Shop on this day. Please do come, if only so I don't get bored to death for 10 hours.
1065 Hajós Street 26.
9:21 I just realized my pass expires today. Now, I could say that thanks to the utility price cuts, BKK passes also became cheaper, but what a shame that thanks to these measures, my account management fee increased from 240 forints to 1070 forints per month!!! And that's just my private account. I don't even dare to look at the corporate ones.
9:54 There's a mini-supermarket around the corner, 20 meters from the shop. It's a perfect spot for two rolls and 100 grams of cheesy Parisian sausage.
10:02 Before we start the day, let me introduce the two neighboring businesses. To my left is a place called La Masni. Now, there's a really nice girl working there. I was already thinking of some silly reason to ask for her number, and then she just came over and gave me a business card, saying I should definitely think of her if I'm looking for a makeup artist. I definitely will. I'll try to photograph the girl when the shop opens. On the other side, we're in a completely different dimension, as to the right of the shop is the Fidesz 6th district party headquarters, disguised as a service shop. The owner is a kind, extremely helpful guy, around 70 years old, who politely told me to eff off simply because I wanted to borrow a ladder from him for 3 minutes. The other day, two guys started photographing his shop, and our man rushed out and tried to smash their cameras. I wonder how he'll feel if he happens to see this post.
10:12 I've only been here for 12 minutes, but I already feel how bloody this day will be. And I'll be here for another nine and a half hours. #yoloszveg.
10:22 It just occurred to me that on New Year's Eve, a few of my friends and I came here and sprayed champagne all over the shop window. I only remember this because the window is sticky, and the alcohol froze on it. So now I'm going to clean windows. Definitely stay online, don't miss out on these exciting details.
10:34 The beauty of this community is that people show up and start helping clean windows without being asked. Speaking of help. If anyone visits me during lunchtime, please bring a piece of chicken and some rice, because I have no food with me. There's a butcher around the corner, but somehow I'm not in the mood for debreceni sausage or fatty pork hock right now. Thanks.
10:47 Yesterday I had lunch with an insider close to Sziget Festival. If what we discussed works out, I won't just have 6 weekly Balaton Sound passes, but a boy and a girl will also appear in Zamárdi in July in the shape of their lives. Yes, this will be the LifeTILT Balaton Sound project. If I may ask, please, for once, no one copy this idea of mine. But only if I'm not asking too much.
10:52 Ask.fm crashed, so many people are asking what this BS project is. One girl and one boy will be selected, who will be specifically transformed for Sound, and they'll also get a weekly pass. Don't ask yet when and where you can apply. The matter is under negotiation.
11:07 The first customer arrived and snapped up a Lizandra weight loss package from the store.
11:17 Things sped up. Chairs, desks, and a silly palm tree arrived. No matter how much I say this is a concept store, we don't need scented candles or carpets on the walls, but I can talk all I want. This is what happens when you work with women. They sneak trinkets into your life.
11:19 They constantly ask how much I rent this shop for. Well, 130 thousand + utilities. Actually, it would have been only 110, but at the last minute we missed out on the place, and a nail salon put down a deposit. I said, "Okay, I need this place." I called the owner, who politely indicated that there was nothing she could do, the shop was taken, she was sorry. "Okay," I said, "I'll pay 130 instead of 110, just give it to me." Well, from then on, the deposit was no problem, and we signed the contract 3 days later. There's always that much money...
12:33 Ah. They brought me food.
13:04 BREAKING. A dog just pooped in front of the store.
14:10 Guys, this is brutal. Seriously, all my respect to those who work in retail. And I'll be here for another 6 hours.
15:07 I slightly misjudged this live broadcast thing. People keep coming in, and I have to tend to their souls.
15:39 This is hilarious. A guy just came in that I went to elementary school with. He asked about the quality of my protein. I said, "The girls like it, but my supplement is damn good too."
15:44 Originally, we wanted to rent this store. 140 square meters. The only minor hitch was that they asked for 1000 euros/month. With a straight face, genuinely unwavering, I said, "Okay, we'll take it for 500." The girl quietly laughed at me, then called back to say it would be 750. I said, "750 will be fine, just knock off another 250." She didn't. Three weeks passed, we rented the current shop, and after we signed the contract, the girl called to say, "Okay, okay, let's make it 500." So we didn't get a 140-square-meter shop for 150 thousand, but we got a 35-square-meter one for 130. I love it.
16:02 For NAV inspectors, 10% discount until 8 PM. Go for it.
16:10 There are two things I don't understand. Why the hell did we build a shower tray here, especially so that you can see right into it from the street? The other thing is, if it's already there, why are we using it for storage? Or if we are using it for storage, why isn't there a curtain? So many questions. But seriously, how can we be such idiots? It's like seeing a woman epilating. Well, that's sexy. So the point is, you don't always need to see behind the scenes.
16:25 Oops, it's dinner time, I'm starting to get hungry. If someone could bring me a loaf of bread and a few slices of Parisian sausage, maybe some salami, I'd be very grateful. In return, I can give LifeTILT Stevia.
16:59 I have to leave at 6 for a meeting. I'm going to the Costa on Andrássy Avenue, I think I'll be back by half past seven.
17:32 A girl came in. She had an inhumanely good ass.
18:47 The moment arrived when we turned down the TV because everyone was going crazy from the song "Return To Innocence." This video is playing in the store, on an endless loop.
19:13 Well. No one's in the store right now. I'd write an update, but I'm too tired even to go up to the gallery to see how the girls tidied up the upper floor. I guess I'll open a bottle of something at home.
19:16 I checked. It's still chaos. All this after 5 hours of tidying.
19:27 Today, 7 people asked for joint support supplements, and we told everyone we were out of stock. When else but at the end of the day do we find 15 more pieces?
19:29 "Do I only get stockings from you for online orders?
– Yes
– And if you can watch me in them, do I get a discount?"
19:37 There was a sandwich here somewhere. I can't find it anywhere, for the life of me.
20:00 The sandwich wasn't found. That's all for today, starting Monday, the shop will be open steadily from 10 AM to 8 PM. Now it's Friday night, go party, today is an excellent opportunity for a New Year's Eve after-party.
