Fuck Me I'm Famous
In a world where 13-14 year old girls compete to give blowjobs in school bathrooms, and where condoms are unheard of, it's certainly not a bad idea to prepare for the emergence of a generation where sexually transmitted diseases will be an everyday occurrence, and as common as opposition politicians on Gyorskocsi street. Having sex with a condom is one of the worst things in the world. It's like your favorite food is laminated, and you have to eat it that way, meaning the essence is lost. Taking birth control was common for women in long-term relationships even in the late 90s, but thanks to the destructive emancipation and sexual revolution of women, everyone is now on the pill. And these girls are doing a damn good job of it, because when I find out a woman isn't taking anything, condoms and unwanted pregnancies immediately come to mind, which has such a humiliating sexual effect on me, as if I had to walk naked next to a Black man on a nudist beach...
HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, just to mention the biggest legends, and if the survey data is correct, at least one in three people has had one of these diseases at least once. There's nothing surprising about this, because I really don't know what to say when in 2009 I picked up a 17-year-old girl, and after dragging her into a tent and knowing her for 40 minutes, she pulled down her panties without thinking or any questions, and I could have easily screwed her without a condom. If she came with me that suddenly, she'll go with someone else too, and she's only 17. I don't even want to imagine what kind of ratios this little girl will show with those certain dicks and doorknobs by the time she's 23, but it's certain we won't be under 100. I know not all women are whores, I shouldn't generalize, and anyway, I should just go to hell with my male chauvinist ass, but year after year, summer and nightlife are increasingly starting to resemble a huge porn film set, for which women are also needed, of course... In today's world, a guy hardly has to show anything to get a girl, and blowjobs are now on the same level as smoking a cigarette. While in the past, basic masculine qualities like courage, charisma, aura, style, balls were needed to lay a woman, today it's not even a disadvantage if you're a limp-dick emo faggot who I can believe at any time would be able to get pregnant and carry a child. I don't want to piss in the garden of the famous Hungarian education system here and carry out the otherwise meaningless task of enlightenment, because let's face it, it's pointless to renovate a building for which Bálint Magyar and the SZDSZ supplied the bricks for years. The bottom line is that more than 90% of people have some crap. Women have fallen for this more here, as in so many other areas of life, because most infections affect only women, while men are only asymptomatic carriers of the diseases. The most common diseases are HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, all of which are asymptomatic and can cause cervical cancer and infertility, so it wouldn't hurt to pay attention to this, because I don't really see the meaning of female existence without giving birth to a child...
This post was also inspired by life and by the women who have suffered from this disease, which is none other than Candida fungal infection and its treatment with an alternative Lifetilt Candida diet. Candida is a nasty disease because it's terribly difficult to diagnose, has no specific symptoms, so doctors often don't even think to investigate a person (woman) more thoroughly. The constant, sometimes months-long visits to the doctor, where the various tests are always negative, and the girl keeps insisting that she has a problem and should be examined further, also takes a mental toll on the person (woman). Those who suffer from gynecological problems are also in a bad situation, because most gynecologists only prescribe local treatment, or perhaps antibiotics to be taken for a few weeks, which makes the girl believe she is cured for a month, but the source and cause of the problem do not change, so the symptoms quickly reappear.
The proliferation of Candida fungi is closely related to unhealthy eating, as they are primarily fueled by sugary foods. The overgrowth of Candida is also promoted by a deficient protein balance in the body, the consumption of overly fatty foods, and too much cold and raw food. You see it damn well, I copied these few lines, so I'll summarize. If you fucked a bad boy and caught Candida, after a while you'll have very unpleasant complaints, and the nastiest thing is that your test results will be negative, even though your symptoms will remain, and if not treated, then goodbye little girl's dreams of family, children, a Brandon-type baby crib.
You can go to a doctor for Candida treatment, but it's completely pointless, because they won't be able to help anyway, and exceptionally not because all usable residents have already left the country and are getting paid in euros. The doctor will examine you and prescribe some antibiotics, but that will be as useful as applying a layer of paint to a moldy wall. Candida treatment will only be effective if you also include a damn tough 3-6 month Candida diet alongside the antibiotic course. Strict means that the daily carbohydrate intake should not exceed 80-100 grams/day. The Candida diet practically involves completely eliminating sugar, which, knowing women, will cause serious difficulties. The fungi feed on sugar, and will definitely want to replenish their needs. If you thought the Lifetilt diet was a path of tears, then there are no words for the Candida diet, but everything has consequences, and as my friend would say, you sucked at the wrong time in the wrong place. The dieter must realize that the carbohydrate and sweet cravings that will overwhelm them are not a real need of the body, but the fungi's cry for help to survive. If you don't give it to them, you kill the disease, and it will literally starve to death, or something like that.
Forbidden
Bread, pastries, yeast doughs, sugar, honey and all foods and drinks made with sugar or honey, dried and candied fruits, high-sugar fruits (plums, grapes, dates, melon) and fruit products (fruit juices, soft drinks) Dairy products made with milk and mushroom cultures, canned goods, soup powders, semi-finished foods, alcoholic beverages, vinegared foods / mustard, vinegar, cucumber, kefir
Supported
Fish, meat, onions, sauerkraut, fresh steamed vegetables. For seasoning: saffron, rosemary, ginger, caraway seeds, basil. Natural muesli, yeast-free rye bread, Abonett, wasa, durum pastas. Apples, raspberries, currants, gooseberries, plums, oranges, oily seeds, nuts. Dairy products: unflavored yogurts, cottage cheese, Óvári, Anikó, Feta, Edam cheeses
Heed my grandfather's advice who said, don't put your dick in any opening where you wouldn't put your tongue, and this is true for girls too, obviously according to a completely different architectural formation for them.
