RunTilt Running and Grill Party May 13

May 8, 2012

In a country of theses and idiots who are slowly taxing even breathing, a man was sentenced to 2 years in prison for killing a horse in Érd. This precedent-setting verdict is truly charming, but what a shame that the machinery didn't roll so strictly in the case of Marian Cozma's elderberry-picking murderers. After reading the news, it occurred to me how scared the workers at the Slaughterhouse must be, who are at this very moment staring down thousands of cows and chickens with a big damn knife in their hands. I could cry about so many things, but now I'd rather not get into a heated Matolcsy rant, no matter how good it would feel. Speaking of exploitable laws and ridiculous penalties…

On May 13th, after the Runtilt run, there will be a grill party on Margaret Island. If I read the regulations correctly, it's not allowed to light fires on Margaret Island, there's no designated area for it, which means it will be an illegal barbecue. But don't worry, if the police show up and issue a fine, the organizer will be fined, that is me, so you don't have to worry. So, the plan is, we'll run around the island, then gather in one of the larger meadows and fire up the charcoal. Anyone can participate in the Runtilt run, but only those wearing a Runtilt top can join the barbecue, to prevent people who don't belong to Lifetilt from freeloading on our food, not to mention the bums. For girls, the top is not mandatory, they can substitute it with a mini-skirt. If you don't have a top, you can buy one on-site for 1,000 forints.

As for the food, I'm bringing at least 5 kilos of chicken breast fillets, boiled potatoes, a lot of rice, and mineral water. If you can, bring some salad, fish, meat, or whatever you can, the main thing is that it should be diet-friendly, so we won't be roasting a whole pig there. Since I'm on a program, I won't be drinking alcohol, but I think I'll bring a few cans of beer for the mood. Anyone who's not currently on a "Tiltezik" diet should bring their own drinks, and we'll throw them into the common pot. Oh, and yes. You can't bring guitars because if you do, I'll throw them into the Danube. The main thing is that we'll have a really cool summer gang hangout on the island.

But RunTilt will not only be organized in Budapest, but also in Debrecen, Nyíregyháza, Szeged, Miskolc, Pécs, Győr, Kecskemét, and Székesfehérvár, all starting at 6:00 PM. The grill party is only organized in Budapest, but if you see potential in it, feel free to organize one in the countryside too.

Locations and meeting points...

Budapest - meeting 6:00 PM Margaret Island fountain info bence@lifetilt.hu

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