See you in August

I went on summer vacation. See you in August.

You prepare for summer all year long. Of course, there are health-conscious people, but let's not fool ourselves, 98% of humanity is doing a peacock dance, and only wants to get in shape for summer, or at least just enough so they don't want to go to the beach wrapped in a blanket.

The fatigue from your workouts, every moment spent in self-restraint, every kilometer run, so many sacrifices and months of hard work will pay off in the summer.

What we worked for the rest of the year, we now get back with interest from life in the form of experiences, obviously because of your improved appearance and increased self-confidence.

Life must be lived, otherwise, there's no point in messing around with it. You have to get yourself ready for summer and build up reserves for the next 3 months, because even though life holds many experience factors for you at -2 degrees, summer is still summer, after all.

In summer, let things go, but only with common sense, if I may ask. Festivals, parties, beach trips, cheating, barbecues with friends, and of course, vulgar drinking. Anything goes, and let it go, have a good time, and don't feel guilty if you eat food that you know is bad, but at least it's tasty.

Screw it. It's summer. And it's damn hot. Girls are walking around in just their underwear next to you, enjoy looking good. Enjoy that you did something to make yourself feel good now. Enjoy that women kill you with their stares, and in their heads, they call you a dirty slut, because as we know, if women call you a whore without any prior history, reason, or cause, simply because you look good, then you don't need any greater recognition, and there's hardly any greater recognition than that.

Don't worry, you'll suffer enough after summer, but don't even think about that now. Screw everything. If there's a party, have a good time, because that's what summer should be about, but be careful.

If you don't have any special plans, and it's just an average July day where nothing happens, you're just sitting at home watching Family Guy, then still pay attention to what you eat, because it's a hell of a bad feeling to gain 20 kilos in 3 months, and nothing justifies that. Not Sound, not VOLT, not Sziget, not bachelorette parties, nothing.

Eating Nutella by the spoon at home in your apartment is pathetic, and nothing justifies it.

So, only use the "I don't give a damn" state in summer when there's a social gathering. Summer is otherwise very dangerous, because autumn and cold are coming, and a lot of carbs and sugar have gone down, which are the primary culprits for gnawing hunger, and this is where you need to be very careful and pull yourself back, because if the autumn period passes like summer, then the result in a short time will be a body that is quite sad, and then you might as well pour a can of gasoline over yourself...

Have a pleasant summer, kids, get some rest. I will definitely do that.

See you in August.