VV Kinga's Weight Loss (?)
We should be used to RTL Klub by now, that content of their shows have as much of a positive impact on viewers as the AIDS virus did on Freddy Mercury's body, but for the anal jackals stationed in Campona to spew nothing but nonsense at us with national coverage in every area, that truly takes artistry. It so happened recently that the blonde manatee from Való Világ (Big Brother Hungary) fulfilled her contractual obligations on Fókusz, and what else would be the topic than Kinga's preparation for her lifelong dream: to be a Playboy cover girl in April. I guess there isn't a single resident in the country who wouldn't cheer for Kinga between paying two bills awaiting final repayment, and wouldn't sincerely hope that she can lose 14 kilos in 25 days, which she gained in the past six months between two temper tantrums, before the Playboy's current whore parade. At any rate, Playboy's graphic designers are eagerly awaiting their task, although we know since Saci Zalatnay that there's no body that cannot be retouched to death and made presentable to the public. The main topic of the show was Kinga's weight loss, and specifically what methods she uses for it, who helps her in this process, and generally how she prepares for the cover shoot...
The show, as a whole, mentally destroyed me, but anyone who tunes into RTL Klub must definitely anticipate this possibility, but that's not even the point right now. The 7 minutes showcasing Kinga's weight loss perfectly demonstrated what the dictionary defines as utter bullshit, thereby perfectly misleading and deceiving viewers. It's worth watching the show, because you can find such gems in it as: "they specifically, with electric current, squeeze out the unnecessary deposits. She only loses weight from where her hidden reserves are, and quickly, of course." Just for this sentence, the media council could impose a loose multi-million fine on them for misleading consumers, but of course, the story didn't end here, the cabaret continues, when a woman twisting an electrical switch speaks and is capable of saying things like "from your knee, for example, a 5 cm volume reduction and 6kg minus is expected..." Damn, I could copy the entire report as it is, every single word hits that hard. Seriously, I'm dumbfounded. Then there's a switch and we're in Viki Miló's gym. I want to state that if Kinga loses weight from anything, it will solely be due to Viki Miló and the tough workouts conducted there, but knowing this hysterical bitch, she'll be looking for the Transylvanian cabbage pot in the changing room after 20 minutes of cardio.
After the Viki Miló workout comes the next quack method, just to ensure that it's stored in women's brains that you can lose 14 kilos of excess weight lying on a mat with a Kiskegyed magazine in hand. The next fantastic achievement is called lymphatic point massage, and I'd like to quote a bit from this part too, just so you can all truly feel this concentrated, undiluted horror. "The fat cells crushed by the previous machine are expelled from your body through the lymphatic system with this machine, along with accumulated toxins." Then comes the sentence of the decade. "You might only lose 5 kilos, but you will APPEAR to be 3!!!!! dress sizes smaller, because this machine compacts both fat cells and tissues." At this point, I vomited into the satellite dish, because such a thing doesn't exist on Earth; this is truly a level below which only the money-energy-sending assholes of EZO TV exist. But let's not dwell on this, rather let's address why this infuriated me so much, beyond the obvious idiocy.
Few people know this, but Fókusz is a marketing magazine disguised as a show, where companies, celebrities, and entrepreneurs can buy their way in, essentially purchasing advertising time for a 7-minute story, around which an current narrative is created so it's not too obvious. This is how the two weight-loss methods ended up in Kinga's report, which will later richly pay off for them. These two methods, besides being worthless and a waste of money, got into the show by contracting with Kinga to provide her with free treatment for a month, plus some money also flowed into the coffers, in exchange for such exposure during prime time on RTL Klub. I repeat, this is a consciously constructed marketing ploy, because Kinga will naturally not lose 14 kilos by mid-April and will be far from cover-girl-worthy, but a nearly perfect-bodied Kinga will be grinning at us from the April Playboy, but as I mentioned, since Zalatnay and Claudia Liptai, we know what Photoshop is capable of.
The first starting point is that it's impossible to lose 14 kilos in 1 month. Not even with Alexandra Béres and the LifeTilt method, let alone with such lymphatic point nonsense and fat cell crushing cures. Viki Miló can get Kinga to lose a maximum of 6 kilos in 1 month with intense workouts, 50-60 minute cardios, assuming the girl strictly adheres to her diet, but even then, she'll still have 8 extra kilos, which isn't exactly Hugh Hefner compatible, and this is where the graphic designers and professional retouchers come in.
The second essential part of this Fókusz spot is that since Kinga will appear in the April Playboy with a perfect figure thanks to retouching, many foolish women will believe that Kinga actually lost weight because elements were shoved up her ass, or due to bioresonance, or thermotherapy mattresses, and the compression of cells and tissues. They'll pay for such a treatment, which will cost at least 150-200 thousand forints, and then of course there will be great surprise and incomprehension that absolutely nothing shrunk, let alone fat cells or dress sizes.
The third and final chord of this perfect brainwashing is when the Fókusz personality, after this utterly pathetic report, closes the poll, to which the question was: " Do you usually diet in spring?" 60% of respondents said yes, how surprising. Curtain down, and thus ends the 7-minute marketing shock. Kinga loses weight, voters also diet in spring, if you want to lose weight too, sign up for these shits, and this is the point where those who appeared in this report with their methods rake in brutal profits. Appearing on Fókusz means incredible profit, so substantial money must be paid and/or services provided for inclusion. The most-watched talk show in the USA was The Oprah Winfrey Show, which had a book recommendation segment. Publishers paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to Oprah for a book to be featured on the show, because if a book appeared on the show, it was guaranteed to jump to the top of the bestseller lists, so buying the book into the show was worth it because it guaranteed profit. Something similar happens on Fókusz and Aktív, just on a smaller scale. Seriously, it's a professionally done marketing material using Kinga's face and story, thus extracting money from the girl weeks and months after the end of VV. By now, I hope it's clear to everyone why I wrote this post.
Don't fall for this crap, Kinga won't lose a single gram with those machines, nor with any similar resonance or magnetic nonsense. Understand this once and for all and believe me, there are no weight loss pills that help, and no machines that would be effective. If Kinga loses weight, it will be due to Viki Miló's tough workouts, but even then, nowhere near as much as you'll see on the covers, because it takes more time. The closing sentence of the report, by the way, says it all:
„…Kinga won't reveal how far she is in her diet, but promises the result will be a cover story”
Well, we can be sure of that…
You can watch the report starting at the 13-minute mark by clicking here.
UPDATE: The pictures are ready...
